Crotch Rotch

When two guys balls rub against guys thighs it creates a rash.

Awwww man I got crotch rotch.

by Scary turtle June 23, 2020

Butter Crotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.

by SHIT FLINGING ASS DEMON March 11, 2014

Crotch Berries

slang word for herps or GW

"man i went down on this chick and she had a serious case of crotch berries"

by Crotch Berries November 28, 2014

Crotch music

When someone is listening to their iPod and they hold it between their legs whilst doing something else.

John: Eww, crotch music!
Mark: Aww, come on, I'm reading the map.

by PalindromicAnna September 12, 2007

crotch crickets

"The Family"

He had a rather large "family" on board.

by RGB May 07, 2003

Crotch Muppet

A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...

Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..

by -EMILY!- January 02, 2009

crotch rocket

slang for motorcycle

dude check him out, riding on his new crotch rocket!!

by dragonsblood17 June 13, 2009