crack pipe 

my most prized posession

gotta peice(crack pipe)?
of course

crack pipe by robijuli420 November 4, 2011

crack monster 

ham and cheese sandwich

J' voudre un croque monsieur, s'il vous plait.
*translation-I would like a crack monster, please.

crack monster by beckkkkaanddcatttttttttt January 28, 2008

crack of crack 

If the crack-of-dawn is early, then the crack-of-the-crack-of-dawn is even earlier. Hence, crack-of-crack.

I gotta get up at the crack-of-crack tomorrow 'cause I'm driving to Bakersfield. No Chappelle show for me!

crack of crack by DK April 14, 2006

crack neck 

1. A jerk. An annoying or obnoxious person.
2. A person who doesn't respect others
3. A selfish, rude, or inconsiderate person

1. Dude! Don't invite that crack neck to the party, we' ll all suffer!
2. That crack neck just cut into my lane without signalling.
3. Karl is such a crack neck. He showed up to my formal party wearing sandals drinking Boone's out of a brown paper bag.

crack neck by cyberpunk42 February 9, 2005

crack jumping 

The act of jumping repeatedly, to avoid being shot in a video game as if on crack.

"Man I got pwn3d by that guy, he must be good."
"No, he's just a noob who got lucky crack jumping."

crack jumping by IRS_Agent July 30, 2008

crack that crotch 

sex, filling the 'gap' intruding upon the 'nether' region

john is making a fool of himself trying to 'crack that crotch'

crack that crotch by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

crack or joker 

summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??

i came upon a human with a perky butt while playing crack or joker, but it was a DUDE!

crack or joker by michael foolsley November 26, 2009