cowboy reach around

When you think he's going to grab his saddle but he grabs your balls instead

I though we'were going to take the the horses out and Gary went for a cowboy reach around

by Kleptokleptic June 20, 2017

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Cowboy handshake

A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)

I did a cowboy handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell

by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021

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Cowboys don't cry

A song made by the popular singer, Oliver Tree

That song Cowboys Don't Cry is a banger

by SadBoiTimez March 22, 2022

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Water Cowboy

One who is constantly on the water or wishes they were

You're just a real Water Cowboy

by Orange Crush July 11, 2017

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When the Dallas Cowboys lead their fans on by closing a large point gap in the fourth quarter, making it seem like they’re going to win, just to end up losing yet another game. Typically involves a stupid play call, bad call by a ref, or turnover.

Don’t get your hopes up, it’s probably just a cowboys comeback...

by NotACowboysFan October 4, 2020

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Commonwealth cowboy

A "Commonwealth Cowboy" refers to men from smaller communities within Commonwealth nations (UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) who embody a blend of rugged practicality and quiet confidence. They are typically sturdy and dependable individuals, known for their willingness to work hard and their genuine, straightforward communication style. Unlike those focused on image, they possess practical skills and a grounded nature, offering a sense of security and respect through their competence and kindness. This archetype represents a refreshing authenticity rooted in real-world abilities rather than superficial displays.

Woman: On our way to dinner, my date pulled over to change a strangers tire, just said, “can’t leave ‘em stranded”. I swear men from the prairies are built different.

Friend: sounds like he’s a commonwealth cowboy

by I H8 City Boys April 13, 2025

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