Clapped

Hot as fuck

"My man your so clapped"

by Wise jer May 21, 2022

Cosmic Clap

The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.

Reference to the Big Bang is olde skool. If you want to be hip, call it the Cosmic Clap.

by Cosmologer October 13, 2007

Clapped

Someone who is undoubtably unattractive and not pleasant to look at, quite often is extremely obese and stinks

“Bro did you see Madhav’s new girlfriend?”
“Nah man I don’t believe it because he’s so clapped “

by Skinnylegend369 February 9, 2021

Clapped

To be so fucking ugly, you need the physical punishment of being smacked in the face.

To be or not to be clapped, is all about how fast your mirror shatters in the morning.

"That bloke over there is totally clapped, am I right?"
"Yea how does he even look at himself in the mirror?"

by C_Leader November 8, 2018

Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.

Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

Thunder Clap

When she shits in your hands and then you clap.

When she gives me a Thunder Clap I pretend Im one of those monkeys with the cymbals! Really turns her on

by Redshadow203 September 12, 2023

Clap

Legit just Ethan bye, like he hasn't got a symmetrical face and old blokes cup his bollocks and tell him. It's his kink

Hew Ethan, stop crying over Sarah you piece of clap

by Ethan bye has no symmetry August 25, 2019