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chili dog

noun:
1. one who is a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit. See Mollye.
2. a dump taken on one's chest.

verb:
1. the act of being pwned or screwed over.
2. the act of being a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit.
3. the act of taking a dump on someone's chest.
That fat bitch is so lazy, she's such a chili dog.

Dude, you just lost one of your lives, you just got chili dogged!

Stop sitting outside Orlando Bloom's house and cutting yourself, you are straight chili dogging!

She squatted over him and chili dogged.
by flandersluvsmollye December 9, 2008
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Texas Chili Bowl

: To dump hot sauce bottle into ones anus and leave the bottle. then tie the phone cord to the bottle.Lastly Shake and yank.
by Justin "Allen" October 8, 2008
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texas chili bowl

Involves giving someone an enema using purely tabasco sauce!
hmmmm....would I rather jerk off using a cheese grater or have a texas chili bowl....decisions, decisions!
by jizzohn June 21, 2006
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chillin shlowly

When one is either high or drunk, they are chillin shlowly
"Man i smoked 2 g's of dank by myself today. Im chillin shlowly."
by Tyree III August 26, 2011
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Chillin with Fernando Day

Chillin with Fernando Day is a new national holiday to be celebrated every April 29th. Everyone has had a coworker they can't stand, and can't wait for them to get shit-canned or quit. Eventually, even though it seems like an eternity, it finally happens! April 29th is the day to celebrate life at work, without said person. It is a newfound freedom of more enjoyable daily working conditions, and a resetting of the universe back to normal.
Tomorrow is Chillin with Fernando Day! It's time for a kegger. Remember when _____ did that at work? What a jerk. We couldn't stand that ahole. Thank god he is gone.
by beastoid October 1, 2012
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country chili

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.
To be discharged forcefully and abundantly; spew or gush.
Wow! He really served up a helping of country chili!
by Z-Dog April 9, 2004
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inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.
I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!
by LDi September 4, 2008
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