Dildo cheese

The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.

"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"

"TMI. Wow WTF"

by Dalty November 3, 2009

da fat rat wit da cheese

A.) someone who freeloads and gets of scott-free without having to pay for everything. Derived from the expressing "fat rat in a chees factory"

B.) a person whose rolling in dough

A.) Man, we ordered the 5-5-5 deal and home boy Darious didn't put in a cent, but he still ate like a king! he be da fat rat wit da cheese

B.) Man, i'm gonna be a gangsta rappa, yo! Den i'll be da fat rat wit da cheese!

by gigi23 March 31, 2005

clap cheeks

Long Island term reguarding the noise made when pounding the poon of sexy lady

Who's tryna clap cheeks?

by D-Stowe February 28, 2016

cheese job

Its when a guys penis is covered in cheese (It can be any type) and then the girl licks it off by giving the guy a cheese blow job.

Me and Tits Mcgee had leftover cheese so she used it to give me a cheese job.

by Harris Benson April 25, 2006

From-Unda-Cheese

A slang term referring to the idea of an old, non cleansed area underneath a males penis. Usually, From-Unda-Cheese is used as a deragotory term to insult or make fun of a boy who doesn't wash his genitals, or even shower at all. The word can also be used to play a joke on a female or male because when said quick enough, it sounds like Fromundacheese... which could quickly be interpreted as a type of cheese.

1) "Eww... hes got some serious From-Unda-Cheese, I can fucking smell it."

2) "Hey Katie!"
"Yeah?"
"(laughing under breath).. Do you like Fromundacheese?"
"What's That?"
"It's a kind of cheese, it's really tasty on macaroni."
"(decides to act like she has eaten it before),,...Yeah! Its my favorite kind of cheese lol."
"(starting to crack up)... lol cool..."
"What's so funny??"

by Michael Gatto October 8, 2008

Vag cheese

A term reffering to a yeast infection of the vagina because the vagina looks like cottage cheese can also reffer to any vaginal discharge or pussy substance excreted by the vagina

Dude I just ate her Vag Cheese

by Dano B April 26, 2006

flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.

Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005