chapter 7

The chapter in which every shitty thing on this planet and every fuckin interesting thing happens within books I read that has been RIPPED OUT.

God I hate how no books ever actually have chapter 7!

by ZtheAsian July 20, 2016

Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

clapper

A woman with vagina lips so big the slap together when she walks, sounding like clapping.

Went on a jog today with the clapper down the street and it sounded like we were getting a standing ovation the entire time.

by ibs2pid November 14, 2016

clapper-clawed

To claw at with your nails; to beat on; to abuse.

Hamilton relaxed and rejoiced with the knowledge that the future President was just a clapper-clawed hack.

by Tattatu November 20, 2016

Chapter

A thing that describes what page or if you are listening.

Are you on our chapter right now.

by Redsue March 21, 2017

Crappertunity

When things are going wrong (it's total crap) there may just be some opportunity in there to do something good.

I lost my job and that sucks. But it's a total crappertunity. Because now I don't have to ask for vacation time to go home for Thanksgiving.

by whatworkscoach April 14, 2017

Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017