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Bug Catcher

A person who tries to catch an illness in order to free themselves from this sick, sad world. This backfires because it makes everyone else sick and sad. In the time of coronavirus, don’t be a bug catcher.
Look at that man! He just touched a bunch of infected people. He must be a bug catcher
by Feeling Kinda Naughty March 26, 2020
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pitchers and catchers

"Pitchers and Catchers" is used as a shorthand term for the beginning of spring training in professional baseball. Since the titular positions are the first ones to report to spring training this is sometimes seen as the beginning of the baseball season.
Only two days till pitchers and catchers
by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjk February 26, 2011
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catch22

A functionally retarded internet message board poster who exhibits symtoms of paranoia, schizophrenia, delusions, and drug and alcohol abuse.
"That babbling fruitcake sounds like catch22", or "Either a drunken retard flew in here on a missle fired from the Woolworth Building and started puking all over the place, or Catch is back".

Catch22 posts on several message boards using mutiple identities on each. He plays 'sock puppets' with himself, arguing between his various personas about nutty conspiracy theories and plots against him (them?). Some of his other identities include: ThisRendition, 1chipinbrain, JFK63&9/11, Electric Shock Guy, Cain Kills Abel, 32 Flavors, R.P. McMurphy, Ghostwriter, and many many others.

Catch currently divides his his time by arguing with himself about CIA persecution, and by working towards being the first person to be banned off of every single forum on the internet. As of late, he has been instigating conflicts and strife between boards who have banned one or more of his identities. Watch for a Catch22 appearance at a forum near you!
by JB January 5, 2005
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catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.
I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.
by Smokey May 13, 2005
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Lombardi catch

The counter move of the Lombardi Slap. This happens by opening your mouth and "catching" the penis of the one wishing to Lombardi Slap you.
"Dave just tried to Lombardi Slap me so I used the Lombardi Catch"

"Gross"

"Excuse me' I have to go brush my teeth"
by BoroKid September 4, 2004
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Catching the Lemon

The act of being forced to do something unpleasant that you would never begin to do in the first place, nor have any need to complete.
I wasn't going trying to, but I was totally catching the lemon when my co-worker asked me to cover for him.
by NicholasPickolas October 29, 2008
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Catching a Beat

Dude I was catching a beat last night and almost hit myself in the eye when I came.
by Crimmi September 11, 2009
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