captain planet

Dumbest show ever made. Nobody cares about saving the world anyway.

The power is yours to LOOT and POLLUTE!

by Duke Nukem March 22, 2003

captian planet

A freak with green hair and is a bitch to all the kids with the rings. He also probably has STDS and gave them to everyone that's why the show is no longer on tv.

Captian Planets powers are:
Earth= That's when he is taking a shit and it is HUGE
Fire= When he lites his farts
Wind= When he farts really hard and almost shits his pants
Water= When he is taking a leak or when the toilet over flows
Heart= when He plays hide his sausage with the kids

by keebles December 28, 2005

Captalist

A person who takes the time to learn about money, instead of just bitching that there working hard and not getting ahead and saying that capitalists are evil.

Robert Kiyosaki is a true capatilist

by Me October 24, 2004

Captain America

This is when you are receiving a blowjob from a woman and when she pulls back, you then proceed to grab her by the hair and thrust her face into your nutsack, humming the Captain America theme. And when she pulls back with an angry look in her eyes, you put your hands over your eyes in a mask style, and scream "JUSTICE!"

Man 1: Hey, isn't your girlfriend mad at you, bro?
Man 2: "Yeah, she's mad because last night she pulled back and I Captain America'd that ass."

by Jennycoppertail October 6, 2012

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

captain salty

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

Ultimate Captain

The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.

That nigga Garet is so fucked up he thinks he will get mad pussy if he has the ultimate captain

by LiqourBonger October 23, 2008