canned pussy

Jeffrey Belser

has a big dick

He’s a canned pussy

by Braden big daddy November 16, 2017

Canterbury

Canterbury is a place in kent which is full of Chavy teenagers who thinks they are hard but are really just thriving cunts and will rob any bike or even a wheelie bin that you leave out of your site. If your an outsider you will try to be dragged into the Chavy lifestyle. If your unlucky enough to have beef with one of the local gypsies you will probably not leave alive.

Do you remember that time we went to Canterbury an got robbed by the local chavs.

by Bathtub2000 January 1, 2018

laughing thigh-cancer

(n)origin: unknown. A disease of the upper thigh caused by the potent radiation of a common cell phone. If diagnosed early, it may not be fatal, but in most cases unfortunately it is a terminal illness. Some people believe that the illness can be reversed if the patient is told "bless your soul" repeatedly.

To avoid the harmful afffects of laughing thigh-cancer, shelby wisely keeps her cell phone away from her thighs.

by Allison Cameron February 17, 2009

canned heat

a very hawt, physically-appealing, oversexed whore who is incarcerated

Have you seen Gina? Oh, that piece of canned heat won't be around for a few months.....

by *&^$#@%(*(&^*(&^ July 13, 2006

cancer

a sport somewhat like soccer execpt played with a smashed soda can, at school, using two metal posts as goal posts (derived from the words cana nd soccer using all of can and the last 3 letters of soccer)

they played cancer

by superstudentG October 2, 2002

Cancer

If you have or had cancer you are apart of a family you don't even know apart. If you're going through it your unbelievably strong. And if you beat it good fucking job cause you're awesome. It also is great very picking up women.

Jen: Yeah, Ed had cancer.
Meg: Awww, that's so sad. Did he beat it?
Jen: Yeah.
Meg: Then he fucking rocks! Let's go fuck him.

by Thatguy0722 January 11, 2015

punch you in the cancer

Punching someone in a particularly sensitive area, such as the nuts, cunt-punching someone, the stomach, the throat, or the back of the head. Used as a threat.

Me: I'm gonna kill that guy...
Jerry: Dude, you couldn't kill him even if you had a gun...
Me: Shut the hell up, Jerry! Say that again and I'll punch you in the cancer!

by Chrizzles October 20, 2007