Caddie

Caffeine addict, a person with an obsession or a disorder of being addicted to caffeine. Any form of caffeine ingestion

IE: coffee, tea, soda, pop, soda-pop, expresso, energy drinks, energy pills.... etc etc

John is a caddie.
Caddies are wound up man.
Hi, I am a caddie.

by Caddiecoffee May 21, 2020

candle

a portable device capable of cooking a medium child to an extent

pass me the candle these children will thaw out if we dont roast thum now

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020

Cuddle Lump

A person who enjoys cuddling, and who actively and frequently seeks them out

Rob is such a cuddle lump; last week, we barley left the house, because we stayed in and snuggled all day.

by Clavel August 15, 2020

candleshoe

When you ejaculate in to someone’s shoes in the dark (and don’t tell them).

Roger did a candleshoe on Bridget’s slippers when he was feeling mischievous, sadly he missed and came all over the families photo albums.

by Fellator September 9, 2020

candlebox

Non exist existing word to describe what might be a box that could hold wax there for maybe a lot wooden door box structure holding wax to create candle like fire with a stem and WIC therefore it may be a candle that is in a box who knows?

I'm listening to Candlebox -Far Behind right now.

by Juhjuhjustyourmom September 15, 2020

Cuddle one day stand

It's like a one night stand but no fucking only cuddling. You can cuddle anyone but only for one night in Nov 6th

Heyyyy it's Nov 6th you have to cuddle stand tonight
Oh ok bet what is it
Cuddle one day stand is a night we only cuddle

by Jasyyyyy October 23, 2020

Cuddlecock

A flaccid penis — especially in the context of poor sexual performance.

‘The missus fancied a shag last Tuesday, but I had a bad case of the cuddlecock after a night of hard drinking.’

‘Sorry dear, but it seems I’m cuddlecocked.’

by durdledoo October 18, 2020