Crater Penis

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater

Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!

by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010

crate of beer

Where you and your mate rate a women or man. Using how many beers you would need to drink to consider sleeping with them. If they was dam ugly 0/10 then you would say she 's or he's a "crate of beer". Whereas 10/10 would be more like ,They would sleep with them sober... 3/10 is still pretty hot but not quite marridge material.... etc...

Or generally using the phase "crate of beer" when referring to " I would have to be this drunk to do anything that wrong or stupid"

Oi mate what do you think of this lady coming past ..... Mate replies.. Mate that's a "crate of beer " lol

Or

Dear diary, I wouldnt touch that guy with a "crate of beer" he really smells. Lol

by WiffyFingers March 9, 2016

cheater

The New England Patriots or Tom Brady

Josh: Do you know what a cheater is?
Jim: Yeah its Tom Brady

by TheMemeMachine March 13, 2016

cheater app

Its an app for a game like Flappy Bird, Smashy Road or something similar where you can unlock items and change the highscore of the game.

He is using a cheater app to have a bigger highscore in the game.
He is using a cheater app to Unlock cars in Smashy Road.

by urbandiretory.si March 25, 2016

Cheater

A cheater is a person that fucking let you go because they couldn't handle your shit.

Don't be the victim of a cheater and MAYBE you'll keep them. Who knows…you could be a cheater thats how Donald Trumps are formed

by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019

Creaker

A type of hardness a dick becomes when erect. Usually associated with a the noise of a hard wood bending i.e Creak
eg. Mahogany.

One might use creaker in following context:
"have you ever heard the sound of a hard dick creak?"
"oh look at the creaker he has on him!"
"Big beasty creaker of a thing!"
"we're creaking now!"
"His creaker reminded her of her house settling on a quiet evening"

This word was also used for the description of being woken up by the sound of ones 'creaker'.

by Hamish Creaker April 9, 2020

Creation

Simply the idea that God created the universe and it doesn't necessarily relate to creationism or the evolution theory. The idea of a creator has firm roots in logic, deductive reasoning, the scientific principle of causality and just general common sense because nothing can't do something.

Creation of the universe by a god is what most educated people believe. Atheist idiots however believe blindly in something from nothing (which is illogical) and the evidenceless hypothesis of abiogenesis which proposes that life arose from non-life but this is rejected by most people with education in science.

Atheism is bullshit.

by Skialian January 9, 2014