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Flailing Bowl Cut 

A variation of the traditional bowl cut, the flailing bowl cut takes it form when one’s hair grows in thick for several months with no regard for order or combing. When in full effect, and with a medium to slight breeze, the flailing bowl cut looks like a bowl on one’s head, that is flailing.

Historically this hairstyle has been popular among the wealthy, and eventually spread from places such as Nantucket and Lake Tahoe to numerous cities throughout the United States and some parts of Northern Canada. In a few estranged cultures, the FBC is viewed as a sign of poverty: that person could not afford a barber. In actuality, this hairstyle is a sign of great wealth, and many who don this look have complete disregard for the appearance due to their strong bank statements and stock portfolios.

The bowl cut is a comparable to the Beatle haircut from the 1960’s, which is slightly less bowl-like, and less flailing.
Did you see that guy's flailing bowl cut? He must have an extremely high net worth...
Flailing Bowl Cut by Wyan December 15, 2008
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ghost bowl 

When you smoke a bowl without any knowledge of smoking it, leaving you to ponder where all your weed has gone.
Me: "Dude where did all of our weed go?"

Friend: "Dude, we must've smoked ghost bowls..."
ghost bowl by Ptn10 April 26, 2015

Tapping the Bowl 

Rubbing/stimulating the inflamed, worn clitorus of a successful porn star's vagina with long acrylic finger nails in an aggressive repetitive motion.
Did you see Pamela Anderson tapping the bowl on the Tommy & Pamela video? She wore that thing raw with those fake french manicures.

Tibeten Singing Bowl 

Where the girl opens her ass cheeks to expose her asshole. Then the man takes his finger and runs it around the asshole to make her sing. Just like a Tibten Singing Bowl.
"Dude I totally ran my finger on her asshole and she sounded just like a Tibeten Singing Bowl"

Hercules chili bowl 

When one flagellates while menstruating causing the gas to travel from the butt crack to the crotchal region making a bubble similar to homemade chili. Thus creating the Hercules chili bowl.
One night we were at Kristina's house when Sara, on her period, let out a Hercules chili bowl that was heard throughout the city of Hercules.

bring out the bowl duster 

A large defecation. A fecal emission of such proportions as to "dust the bowl" as it spins with the flush. Usually, great relief is enjoyed thereafter.
"Dude, after that serious eat-down at the barbecue place, I went home and totally had to bring out the bowl duster."

turd, take a dump, big turd, toilet, bowl