Cock Block

Someone who either intentionally or unintentionally prevents two people from having any kind of intimate contact. Usually done out of jealousy or because of poor perception of social cues.

Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.

Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.

by Xenon32 March 1, 2010

deuce-block

when you're just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo

I found an empty bathroom and as soon as I was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.

by IllestM'FockerAlive March 4, 2013

instant block

When he or she gets mad and instantly blocks you on a social media site.

Man, my so-called friend just instant blocked me on Facebook.

by cakenbake May 6, 2014

Programming Block

A term referring to programming when you completely have no ideas of what to make, or how to continue. You actually know how to, but you just can't think how.

Sam: Ugh, I don't know what to make.......
Sam's Friend: Ah, so you have a Programming Block?
Sam: Yes.

by TheUrbanScripter April 7, 2015

L-Block Toilets

L-Block Toilets is said by some to be the definition of hell itself. Yelling can be heard from the toilet stalls as you walk into the bathroom and there is shaving cream on the ground. There are rumours that there is one man who stalks and controls L-Block Toilets.

Dude 1: Hey dude! Did you hear about the rapes in L-Block Toilets?
Dude 2: Yeah, but are you talking about yesterday or today?

by L-Block Survivor February 26, 2020

slice the block

Walking around areas of a neighborhood looking for girls or just some people to chill with

Man im about to go and slice the block

by jamgasm May 24, 2008

IM'ers Block

Not knowing what to say when hit with a one word response....

You: Hey whats going on bro how was your day

Friend: Good

You: (Wtf do I say to that? Ahhhh!! damn IM'ers Block!!

by Audi0sl4v3 February 18, 2010