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Better Packaged

When a girl wears alluring clothing such as low cut shirts and push up bras or water bras and skirts or shorts and look really good, then when you take her to bed, and strip her down, you become disappointed.

Can refer to guys who look better clothed as well.
Damn she's a hottie! you tap that?

Yeah, but it was better packaged.
by home james October 20, 2008
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Battered Boss Syndrome

A Boss who, because of constant and severe insubordination, may become depressed and/or unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to fire the abusing employee. The condition explains why abused bosses may not seek assistance from others, fire their abusers, or leave the abusive situation. Sufferers may have low self-esteem, and are often led to believe that the insubordination is their fault.
Agnes and Marion took a steaming dump on Mr. Smith's desk because he asked them to write out their daily schedules. Because of constant insubordination for years, when Mr. Smith saw the warm turds, he stated, "This is my fault. They've been working SOOOO hard. At least they didn't poop on my chair." Little did he know....indeed they had shat his chair. Mr. Smith was suffering from Battered Boss Syndrome. :(
by HilSug July 10, 2010
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Betterer

Wow, she looks betterer than usual.
by MadCat8 November 27, 2017
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What Better?

An introductory phrase used on internet message boards to inquire quickly about the relative merits of two items.

Due to the efficient nature of the inquiry, it is customary to thank the respondant in the initial post.
by FOFC Guy April 24, 2007
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Car battery masturbate

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny
Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate
by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016
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jeff bettencourt

He be a teacher who teaches and who always wears a hat and who sumetimes cusses yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss he be amazing teacherr boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
jeff:my name jeff i am a teacher .He be a teacher who teaches and who always wears a hat and who sumetimes cusses yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss he be amazing teacherr boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.JEFF BETTENCOURT IS A TEACHER A NICE 1
by maiwaifu December 18, 2017
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Aiden Batten

In the dark ages of man, there was nothing but chaos. Kingdoms were split and war raged across the lands. There was one thing the world agreed on though. Aiden’s a fucking nonce.
That one of Aiden Batten’s girlfriends? 12’s a bit old for that fucking nonce
by Fat Jewish Nonce November 12, 2018
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