Ben Toon

Not gay as fuck. A name.

That person is called Ben Toon

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname July 13, 2019

Ben sucks

A lighthearted way to joke around with friends named Ben. Sometimes the phrase is said without a second thought but never intentionally meant to hurt Ben. Make sure you are close with your friend Ben, or they will give you the devil's glare.

Homie: "Ben sucks"
Ben internally: I'm fine. They still love me.

Stranger: "Ben sucks"
Ben: "Are you okay dude?" (intense stare)

by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021

Ben murphy

Ben Murphy was a famous actor in the 1970's but his phenomenally poor acting and bad career has lead to his name becoming an insult used widely across school classrooms who have seen his movies as part of media studies. The most famous one being "a night with the horse" or "Why so Gorsey?"

"Your acting is terrible, its kind of like ben murphy"

"Isn't that a tad Gay? Yeh a bit Ben murphyish"

"Thats so annoying, stop being such a Ben murphy!"

by waheeybeanadophy April 18, 2009

Ben Simmons

1. The act of shooting 0% from 3

2. When you win an award you shouldn't have

3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert

Guy 1: Did you see John last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year

Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame

Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.

by NickYoung August 19, 2018

ben wallace

a great basketball player. best on defensive, mad large afro, plays for teh detroit pistons. Scary as hell. Last mother fucker i would want to see in a alley by myself, though outside basketball is a very nice person. Said to be able to curl like 400 pounds, though i don't belive it.

Ben wallace is a damn good basketball player

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 12, 2005

ben folds

A very VERY fabulous alternative piano rocker whose new album, Songs For Silverman, is completely and TOTALLY amazing. He has been called our generation's Elton John - but I think he's better, personally.

Ben Folds songs that everyone should download:
Gracie
Landed
There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
Zak and Sara
Gone
and, well, every other Ben Folds song out there.

by canesgirl May 20, 2005

ben dover

A common name used in a crank call.

"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."

by Anonymous May 15, 2003