Beer Fart

The study of how the body releases waste in a gaseous form is nothing new (F•ART). However, only within the last 25 years have experts truly been able to understand and marvel over the ingenious ways that our bodies have evolved in order to survive. Cleansing itself of toxins is surely among the most impressive.

After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.

Holy shit, I had 2 King Cobra 40’s and I almost yaked after smelling my beer farts.

by Grande Flatulence June 19, 2021

penalty beer

the extra beer you get whenever the wife/girlfriend calls and asks "where are you", "what time are you coming home", etc. when you are out with the boys.

Mark scored another penalty beer when Julie called fo the fourth time.

by white.hand August 31, 2006

gateway beer

From the term gateway drug but referring to beer. A beer that acts as a gateway to drinking tastier, more delicious craft beers. A beer you drink because you truly enjoy the flavor, not just as a reason to get schnockered.

It was drinking Old Spotted Sow that finally turned me away from factory made lite lagers. It was my gateway beer.

I started out drinking fool fizz as a gateway beer. After that I moved on to more hoppy, malty beers. Now I can't drink anything else.

by Dr.Dive June 28, 2010

century beer challenge

For this challenge the participants will need to consume 1 oz of beer every minute until one reaches 100. A timer with checkoff list is required. Additionally its suggested to desinate Marshall or Time keeper. This will confirm and validate one's badge of honor. Welcome to the club.

Congratulations you have successfully completed the century beer challenge!

by DaveForce January 8, 2021

Craft Beer

An extremely bitter beer with a higher-than-average alcohol content created by a small brewery. Many craft beer drinkers become elitists and shame others for not drinking craft beer.

Jose: Would you like a margarita with your tacos?
Steve: I don't drink that fruity trash. Do you have craft beer?
Jose: Sorry, this is an authentic Mexican restaurant, we only have margaritas and Mexican beer.
Steve: This place sucks! I want my craft beer! Do you even know your IBUs?

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 2, 2022

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

An Annoying Little Kids Song

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,
99 Bottle of Beer,
You Take One Down Pass it Around....ETC.

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 11, 2008

Beer Panties

When everyone is up to drinking some beer in excess and one hold out is not game.
Wimping out on a night of drinking.

You going to party with us tonight bro or do you have your "Beer Panties" on?

by Gary Hogman January 17, 2008