beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.

Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.

by EafFish18 August 6, 2017

Beard Ho

Woman with fetish for stroking man's beard ...

Jaclyn is a certified beard ho

by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017

bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles

Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..

by MX2142 February 20, 2018

Bearded ice cream

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.

I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.

by 23356765 December 16, 2018

Beard Season

When James Harden is on a fire streak.

P1:yo harden been going off the last few games. P2: I told y’all it’s beard season..

by calamitymasker May 9, 2019

Beard Bro

When two people in public who have beards see another man with a beard and immediately have a connection. Beard bros are made purely on having a beard and nothing else

Scott- You see that bearded guy over there?
Travis- Do you mean our Beard Bro?

by ScottyBoi67 June 2, 2019

beard boy shaved

Following the same pattern as "fatboy slim". One guy who shaves hands, legs and chest but wears a lush beard.

Look, that`s beard boy shaved! All high school chicks get wet when he passes by!

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019