Northern Colorado Bear

A sexual act where one jumps into a pile of cow shit, rolls around for a considerable amount of time, then proceeds to get fucked in the asshole all the while burning their inheritence in a pointless ritual- similar to what UNC students are expected to go through.

Eric was legally retarded and was excepted to UNC where for the next four years of his life he proceeded to become a Northern Colorado Bear- as he did not have much asperation to become anything else.

by TheGreatLateSP999 December 7, 2011

Bear Vision

A sort of way at looking at girls that has effected UC Berkeley students for years. Because their girls are so ugly, girls who really aren't that hot at all, suddenly seem really hot because you haven't seem a hot one in years.

Dude #1: "I think I like Julie, she's really smart and good looking"
Dude #2: "Dude you totally have some narly bear vision, we need to go to LA pronto"

by Thizz212 November 5, 2007

bearded dragon

Unshaven Asian Vagina

I usually go for bald beavers, but damn that was one HOT bearded dragon

by Dain735 August 22, 2003

daddy bear

A gay male, usually 40+, who is considered attractive in both a dad type way and a bear type way. The man is typically very hairy, larger in stature but not muscular, bald or balding and comes off as fatherly and commanding. He usually has a beard of some sort, possibly tattoos and is out and proud. He will most always seek a younger gay male as his partner and variations of the relationship can form based on the interests or desires of the men involved.

Kurt shaved his head today after his daddy bear, Pete, instructed him to do so.

by baldbigdaddybearpete March 10, 2018

bearball

1. When the chicago bears recover a fumble or intercept a pass.

2. A general term used, when one is excited to speak of, discuss, or think of the Chicago Bears. esp. with fellow chicago bear fans and/or followers

1. BEARBALL! BEARBALL! BEARBALL!

2. So are you ready for the game this week? BEARBALL!

by Jesus Shuttleworth February 8, 2007

Ginger Beard

Having facial hair that is primarily red or ginger in color, despite not having red hair anywhere else on your body; Ginger beard is a common condition amongst men of beard-growing age.

Ex. My buddy Mike is doing No Shave November. I never knew he was a ginger beard!

by My cousin Mufasa December 4, 2010

bearded betty

The art of shaving your girls vigina or pussy and then spooging all over her face and sticking the pubes to her face

Hey bitch u are about to get ran threw you need to get cleaned up. You are gettin a bearded betty.

by Dat Nigga JC March 1, 2003