nigger bean

a black bean

mathew haskews tea with nigger beans

by poo willy October 21, 2010

Arkansas steamer bean

Tiny clump of excrement, usually the result of a bowel movement that turns out to be a false alarm.

Bubba-Jack rushed to the toilet to seek sweet relief, yet only managed to squeeze out a measly Arkansas steamer bean.

by MasterOfHotLovin' August 18, 2006

Bust a bean

To pass gas (fart).

I ate too much chili. Now I need to bust a bean.

by Zerotalent April 14, 2006

Flicking the bum bean

Flicking your, or someone elses bum bean is when the prostate is massaged or fingers are inserted into the anus to stimulate the male G spot. This can be done to females but with less effect. This is often used by people to enhance masturbation or the sexual thrill of other people. It is an aquired taste.

Steve: i've began experimenting with Stacie, we're really getting into it.
John: ahh nice, are you going to get her to flick your bum bean?
Steve: yeah man. Flicking the bum bean makes orgasming so much more pleasurable.

by Unneededinfo November 16, 2010

Beanford

Noun, someone who is very silly or ridiculous.

That Ken is such a beanford sometimes, it cracks me up.

by Ken Oporto March 24, 2003

bean polishing

The act of female masturbation

"Jen spent all night bean polishing, she couldn't walk straight this morning."

by JizzySpunkbubbles August 26, 2013

bean bag toss

The incorrect way to talk about the game Cornhole

"Hey wanna go play some bean bag toss?"
"What? Are you an idiot? You mean Cornhole, right?"

by TheHoagieFish January 11, 2016