beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

Turkish Mud bath

A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you

I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!

by Prenut fondler April 14, 2024

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

giving a volleyball a bath

It means exactly what it says to give a volleyball a bath

I am giving a volleyball a bath because it is dirty

by Zeroloverjm March 12, 2025

Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.

I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night

by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022

cracker bath

when you fail to girl boss

she is such a cracker bath

by todez.kapper-slapper January 9, 2023