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keitai banshee

A young uncouth Japanese woman (often a Kogal/ganguro type) who screams into her mobile phone (known as a keitai in Japan) while in public - especially on trains or in restaurants.

Keitai - mobile phone
Banshee - a mythical woman who kills by screaming in such a high pitch that it breaks glass and the arteries of its victim's body so that they drown in their own blood.
"If that keitai banshee at the end of this carriage doesnt shut up in a moment, I am going to plant my foot in her ass"

"I am so tempted to grab that keitai banshee's phone and snap it in half"
by Kraken December 29, 2007
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Period Banshee

when a woman gets on her period but unlike regular times this time she goes apeshit.
Girl: My stomach hurts buy me some crackers.
Guy: Its midnight thats ridiculous we don't even have crackers.
Girl: (slap) I don't care get me some god damn crackers!
Guy: WTF you such a period banshee!

Girl: I am gonna slit your throat!
Guy: FML
by dedodude January 27, 2011
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baseball

Baseball, quite simply, is amazing. It's a sport in which mental toughness, execution, and skills are put to the test. Anyone who dislikes this sport has big issues. This sport has the power to bring families together, and is a huge part of childhood, and a bonding moment between a son and his father, or grandfather. It is a way of life, and is a huge success in America, the greatest country on earth! GO BRAVES!!!
baseball is awesomeness
by goGOP July 5, 2009
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third base

Fondling her honey pot, blow job, or oral sex.
Winnie the Pooh slid to third base with Kanga.
by evan sandler January 4, 2007
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fourteenth base

Videotaping you having sex with your dead partner at thirteenth base and plastering it all over the internet / eFukt for people to masturbate to.
Woah this porno is really good.

What is it?

Some guy fucking a dead chick. I love fourteenth base!
by Fukt Up October 6, 2009
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6th base

a splenderifious way of having sex. usually upside down, sometimes to the side, out a window. also, the most orgastic orgasm you will ever had.
Horny boy: dude, i need to get to 6th base.
Horny boy 2: you gonna try it on the stairs this time?

Horny boy 3: man, it's the best orgasm ever.
by thehornster November 5, 2009
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66th base

Needed:
XBOX 360
Call of Duty: WaW or Call of Duty: MW2
(this cannot b performed with cod 4 because it's full of no-scopers, and no-scopers have yet to reach 1st base)

You start off playing WAW or MW2 on your XBOX 360 as normal, half way through a match you get a boner, you then proceed to shooting one of you're opponents with:

WAW: Type 100 sub machine gun.
MW2: SCAR-H

after your opponent has died, you run up, tea bag them, whilst shoving the xbox controller up your anus and have the trigger stuck down so it's constantly vibrating, and you obviously jack off to this.

If you are in zombie mode on WAW you can simply smack your penis every time you hear the sound of a panel of a window being repaired... do this until red or you have cummed.

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If you are female the only way you can reach 66th base is by fingering yourself watching your boyfriend/husband/any other guy... do this.
Guy 1: I reached 66th base last night

Guy 2: So that was the reason you tea bagged me after killing me
by NeedlesLookLikeWeirdPenises February 16, 2010
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