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Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can
Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.
by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025
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Baked Manicotti

Smoking weed and then engaging in anal sex, usually with same sex partner. See stuffed manicotti.
My friend Evan and I are having baked manicotti tonight!
by BidwellPark July 20, 2023
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baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.
Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.
by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016
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Bake

The word use to warn somebody your about to roast the shit out of them in amount of seconds
"I'm bout to bake"
by Dabootywarrrior September 15, 2019
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baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.
If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.
by docbrown3 July 4, 2014
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Baked Submission

A baked good is stuffed into the person's mouth while they are taking it in the ass until they tap out.
My girl was horny and hungry. So I hit he with the baked submission!
by A_Small_Indian_Boy April 19, 2018
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California Shake n' Bake

The experience of a fire and/or a heat wave at the same time as an earthquake.
Hey did you hear that we had another California Shake n' bake last night. Josh I'm from California that is just Tuesday.
by Killgeorge July 13, 2021
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