Bat-man

bat-man is the budget cut cousin of Bruce Wayne (batman) and hates applesauce man. she has the ability to be drunk whenever she wants. She fights crimes with her 2 sidekicks Ro-bin and alfredo. she doesn't kill but hates

applesause-man because he kills babies.

person: Is that batman?

Bat-man: no im bat-man

person: are you drunk bat-man

Bat-man: Maybe

by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 5, 2019

Teddy-bat

An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.

Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.

Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?

Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.

by Who am I again? November 4, 2008

bat-elmo

He lurks in the night, waiting for injustice, as the corners of Sesame Street are most evil at night.He is darkness, he is justice, HE IS BAT-ELMO

Thug 1: is that a bat? NO ITS BAT-ELMO RUN
Thug 2: I’ve set up three surprise presents around Sesame Street and Rocco holds the detonator bat-elmo

by Batelmo February 2, 2024

Bean Bat

when a man shits in a girls pussy (bean) and then kicks her thighs from the sides repeatedly like a bat flapping its wings (bat)

John: i gave melissa a bean bat last night
George: EW

by Creamcheems June 8, 2021

Bat

Something Crazy

That’s totally bat bro

by battybro March 23, 2022

Droopy Bat

Masturbate while flaccid

I would love to give Devin a droopy bat

by ChocAn January 17, 2024

Cig-bat

cigarette bat . A cig filter shooten from fingers to hurt someone or for no reason.

-hey what are you doing

-am doing a cig-bat to this can
-oke , good luck

by Zdzisiek October 14, 2021