Ass Pussy

Asshole used for penile penetration.

Sally has an excellent ass pussy if your looking for some back door action tonight.

Ass Pussy by joe5540 August 15, 2010

ass-cheese 

The literal definition for ass-cheese is the sweaty, smelly grime that can be found between the butt cheeks of an unwashed crack, more often found at the very beginnings of the cavity just below the rump.

Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.

Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.

'MAN!! This bathroom smells like ass-cheese!!'

'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'

'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'

ass-cheese by Tahtiana September 10, 2008

ass giblets 

dingle berries, small pieces of shit stuck in your ass hairs.

Go wash those ass giblets out of you ass.

ass giblets by Dirty Texas Boy August 22, 2008

ass yam  

A piece of shit that gets stuck to a penis after anal sex

Albert : butt sex has it down sides

Dirty Sean: there are no downers to butt love

albert: Well , when i pulled out i had an ass yam the side of a walnnut on the tip

Dirty sean : tasty!

ass yam by atomicjive January 18, 2009

Ass Crayon 

The resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. Ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the Ass Crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.

Not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, Drew knew his wiggling Ass Crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.

Ass Crayon by teh collective January 13, 2010

ass raider 

A person that sneaks up behind you and rams his penis up your butt in a hostile manner

I had bent over to pick up my pen when a ass raider jumped me.

ass raider by kingflumo November 25, 2010

Ass Strain 

The unfortunate and embarassing cramp like pain felt in both buttocks after vigorous exercise. It can make it difficult and time-consuming to walk down stairs or slopes. Most cases respond well to conservative treatment.

"Will got Ass strain after running up the hill too many times, that's why it's taking him ages to walk down"

"Will won't stop complaining about his ass strain"

" Harry doesn't get ass strain as he does loads of squats at the gym, and is a well conditioned lad"

Ass Strain by Baby fill it up January 24, 2012