Lame Arse Duck

Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.

Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly

by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019

sicken your arse

When you're totally disgusted with someone or something.

Jaysus that would sicken your arse.
That lad, he'd sicken your hole!

by Holy Arse September 12, 2020

Mash tattie arse

When you have an itchy rectum because you haven't wiped properly

Hold on I need to tend to my mash tattie arse

by See mack October 7, 2020

succ my arse

The act of telling somebody to suck your ass.

"Hey you, can you please succ my arse?" said Jack

by screw you for taking my name November 6, 2017

fuck your arse

to fuck someone anal

Billie: Fuckoff cunt, i'll fuck you up.
Random old man: Fucken teens, i'll fuck your arse if you call me that one more time

by weedonizer January 12, 2017

flaccid arse hole

Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.

They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.

by JohnnoJohnson December 4, 2020

Lube the dog’s arse

Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.

That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dog’s arse.

by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022