Chubby Albert

Your friendly neighbourhood broccoli

I was walking down the street and Chubby Albert offered to walk me across the road, what a nice broccoli

by Chubby Albert June 6, 2021

Roger Albert

A loyal, kind, patience, behave, hardworking and yummy person, boys and girls adore him because he has a nice body and handsome face, bitch don't mess with him because he can replace you right away.

Roger Albert is an easy to get person.
Roger Albert is a loveable person who can love 10 person at the same time.

by nralbert June 7, 2021

The Amber

A gorgeous and rare creature. Usually found on the sunniest of beaches, the Amber is fond of being in the ocean. The Amber will often use a board as a floatation devise, and transportation from ocean to shore. If you can get close enough to interact with the Amber, be calm and kind. If you do so, the Amber will most likely give you a generous compliment, and make you feel at ease. If you don’t keep the Ambers attention, or if you aren’t kind, she will quickly move on. The Amber thrives in many different situations, and at many activities. If you are able to get the Amber comfortable enough to prepare food, it is one of the most amazing experiences you could imagine. Ambers also have incredible acoustic, and vocal cognitive processes, and can recognize as well as create beautiful melodies. The Amber has a very aggressive and unique mating ritual, which is reserved only for very strange and elusive Joe.

George: Holy shit is that the Amber over there?!
Ray: That girl over there in the ocean, idk maybe.

by Fruit of the tomb November 23, 2021

Okay Amber

Okay Amber (sarcastic phrase): Used as a response to being lectured by a cancel culture millennial.

Tiffany: They need a crying room at our school next to the un labelled washrooms, where is the empathy for those that need it!!!

Dave: Okay Amber

Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber

by dubeswiggins November 25, 2021

crack albert

A fat crackhead

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert

by Puke lerry September 9, 2022

Zahra Amber

Zahra Amber is the sweetest girl you will ever come across. The prettiest drop dead gorgeous women alive. She has a heart of pure gold. If you ever meet a Zahra with a middle name Amber you should give her the biggest hug and never let go.

“Is that Zahra Amber over there” “Yes it is! She’s gorgeous let me give her a hug”

by zaza1011 April 1, 2023

Super Albert

Definition 1:

If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)

Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.

Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:

“i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”

Example:
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.

by self proclaimed celebrity September 15, 2023