Cheddar Apple

A large cheesey bell-end

Valery wasn't going down on Peter till he washed his cock, she didn't like the taste of cheddar apples.

by Wall33 March 4, 2004

Apple pie

Code name for man whore. Often used in online pictures as a comment when a somewhat attractive male posts a selfie that is revealing.

Dave: Hanging, without a shirt ;) # swag
Brittney: apple pie

by dankishinky_ September 25, 2013

battle apples

The act of taking the fake, plastic fruit one finds in hotels, display homes, or Ikea, and using such in a dodgeball fashion. The best, and most aerodynamic decorative fruits are apples, which fly faster and hurt more. Games are compiled of three rounds, and one round ends after a player has been hit three times. It's a one on one game, partner battle apples is for the pros only.

Harry: Dude, why are you so bloody sweaty?
Ron: Oh, me and me mate Neville just finished a game of battle apples.

by littlebaz328 August 27, 2009

Toffee apple

When you smear sugar and syrup on your balls, and you teabag a chick - and then cum on her face

Dude, last night I gave this chick the biggest toffee apple ever!!

It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!

by Kimikmoii August 17, 2011

apple sex

when 2 apples are rubbing against each other haveing wild sexy time!

also apple orgy....

when a buch of apples get together and have oral pleasures with each other.

i love to watch apple sex!

I freaked out when i seen that apple orgy!

by Dizzyds September 10, 2008

Apple Pie

A pastry commly used my the male gender for masterbation.

The man walked into the kitchen to see Jim humping a a home made apple pie.

by Your mom and the pie you raped February 16, 2009

Apple (product)

Overpriced shits that treats you like a terrible person. Every update, they didn’t even change anything. Worst of all, the battery probably end faster than the relationship between you and anyone else. But hey, at least the OS isn’t that bad isn’t it?

Yeah ask the memes.

P1: “Omg you heard that guy’s getting an Apple (product)?”
P2: “That thing is BS LOL”

by lightblueToast June 28, 2020