Royally Suck

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.

Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh

by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022

sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.

I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

by Telmea Story June 3, 2018

Suck Start

When your girl makes it grow in her mouth before you fuck the shit out of her.

Lauren likes to give joe a suck start whenever she wants her back blown out.

by Macho Fucker October 5, 2021

Suck Fire

Euphemism for the homosexual act of licking each other's asshole after eating chipolte

Dick just came out of the closest and apparently loves to suck fire.

by Jerry LickAsshole October 8, 2015

face sucking

The act of unnecessary making out for a long period of time.

The man was face sucking in an elevator and I told them off.

by teacuphouse September 15, 2016

sack of suck

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".

This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

or
"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."

by Bowlfinger '72 October 9, 2019

crank suck

To suck the cock of a huge cranker

“I’m itching for a good crank suck” Chase said

by Crank suck May 17, 2018