Mousing

Crawling into a fetal position crying while eating cheese.

He started mousing after he failed a school test.

by Holloway098 August 01, 2018

mousing

mild orgy

Last night we had a really good mousing session

by Mouse Lord November 16, 2020

Mousing

Tweaking out or geeking out. A crazy state, typically induced by drugs or alcohol.

“This weed is making me mouse out so hard rn”

“Im going to mouse out if I get a 50% or lower on that math test”

“She’s mousing so hard rn because of my crazy dick”

by samthr0@tg February 13, 2024

Mousing

When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!

Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...

Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..

Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!

by Steve Blends September 05, 2023

mousing

fisting ones partner and wiggling your fingers to tickle them

oh yea I was mousing her good

by BJ-buttplug March 07, 2023

Mousing

To be acting in a silly manner, especially so by completing a task in the least efficient, most idiotic way. Derived from the slang "mickey mousing", which was used to describe when someone would do something using the improper way, material, or method.

Yo guys I totally moused that math test, You just add denominators straight across, right?
Hey, sorry I can't come to the party tonight, I'm in a mousey mood.
Look here buster, you are one hair away from an ass whooping, so you better stop mousing it ASAP.

by grassEnthusiast March 09, 2023

chi-city mouse

A person from Chicago and Chicagoland suburbs who is delicate, refined, and nimble

The chi-city mouse

by Chittyfidy May 20, 2017