Haley logic is a series of thought process consisting of pure crackheadery. It has a minimum of .1% accuracy and is confusing as hell.
by I.think.itz.fine October 22, 2019
Get the Haley logic mug.Haley is a smart girl with a good sense of humor, who loves to make people happy and be an encouragement. She is frequently hit on by guys because of her amazing personality, gorgeous blond hair, and cute face. She's a good hugger and loves it when people play with her hair, and she's super loyal. It's second nature for her to want to comfort people when they're stressed or hurting, and she'll make an amazing mom one day! All the guys want her, but she'll find the one and he'll protect her and guard her jealously! Also, her nickname is Hales
by Justbecauseshelovesme November 7, 2019
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Hawley is a small town and is a literal shithole with nothing but meth heads and pot smokers. There is no proper snow clearing of the roads during winter, so when you turn too fast... you drift.
by Thatcrackhead@Hawley February 9, 2020
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by pumsta300 July 8, 2020
Get the Hayley mug.A beautiful, amazing person, with the most caring heart. No faults, but they think they are a top when they are a bottom.
my girlfriend is haley4ie
by haley'sgf November 4, 2020
Get the Haley4ie mug.An activity involving a woman 74 years old or older (Halley’s comet comes every 74 years) where the male is having sexual intercourse with the female “doggy style” in the anus. After he releases his blessed seed in her anus he pulls out where as the the female immediately farts and reaches behind and lights the fart, hence, releases the flaming comet on the poor unfortunate male with a beautiful glistening trail following behind from his seed. Extra points if her name is Halley.
Example: Joe was fornicating with Alexandria when he orgasmed and she released a Halley’s Comet on him that the world has never seen making Superman himself blush yet grow stronger........
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