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Zero Fucksgiving

A holiday established in 2024, Zero Fucksgiving is the counter to Thanksgiving, and is celebrated the 4th Thursday of May. Because it is not yet recognized as a national holiday, revelers opt to celebrate it on the following weekend.

During Zero Fucksgiving, participants are encouraged to leave their Fucks at the door (preferably on a poster, so that it can be ceremoniously burned at the end of the evening). Karaoke and temporary tattoos are encouraged, as are other activities where participants can demonstrate the few fucks they give.

If participants begin to share "too many Fucks," other revelers are encouraged to inundate them with toxic positivity.
"I can't wait for Zero Fucksgiving this year. I literally can't give any more fucks."
by Pixie Rainbow Farts May 26, 2024
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Zero

The number of parents you have
You have zero brain cells.
by Omega Nugget July 1, 2024
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zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."
by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024
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Zero hoes

A lack of hoes AKA having no bitchs
Matt has like zero fucking hoes dog😤

A lack of hoes AKA having no bitchs
Zero hoes
by Simi_autistic March 1, 2024
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Zero

Zero is the precise amount of bitches I will obtain.
by TheRuszard April 3, 2024
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Zerorama

I went to the zerorama today and there still wasn't any Diet Pepsi on the shelves.
by GettingTalkedAt April 12, 2024
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zerobaseone

a boy group with immaculate vocals and 9 amazing members. they consist of hanbin, jiwoong, zhang hao, matthew, taerae, ricky, gyuvin, gunwook, and yujin. they FINALLY debuted on july 10, 2023 with their song in bloom. STREAM CINEMA PARADISE NOW
zerose 1: did you listen to zerobaseone's recent comeback?

zerose 2: YESS STREAM GOOD SO BAD
by soooooobinnnnn September 4, 2024
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