Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.

Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

Gojo’s Wife

A new constellation that occurs only on one day of the year, June 7.

You are not Gojo’s wife.

by Gojo’swife December 7, 2023

Wife Beater Day

Celebrated on December 14th, a day where every man where’s his wife beater everywhere he goes, including the library

Hey boys let’s wear our Wife Beaters to the library to study for exams since it is wife beater day

by Gymbro18 December 13, 2023

I Fucked Ironwoods Wife Lel UwU

*Derived from: Democracy Montage

Qrows bromance fights with Ironwood

I fucked Ironwoods Wife lel uwu. Qrow and Ironwood Porno.

by RubyRose_ April 14, 2023

Wife-in-Law

A blood-related sister in Alabama.

When my wife is “not In the mood” I go to my wife-in-law

by Pseudonummm num num April 22, 2023

Whore Wife

A married woman who keeps up with her wifely duties on a daily basis. She also sells her holes to random men on the weekend to make extra money or because of the sheer need for fulfillment. Be careful some whore wives have been known to bring home diseases and their breath will smell like hot jizz.

My neighbors whore wife is at it again, I’ve got to deal with random dudes coming and going from their house at all hours of the day/night.

by BigButt12345 May 12, 2023

Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.

Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!

by anonymous July 15, 2023