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Call my Uncle

Can I call my uncle at your house later?
by callmyuncle October 23, 2009
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Unco

Adj.

1. Lacking physical or mental coordination.
2. Lacking planning, method, or organization.

In other words: Anyone, but usually a girl or funboy who has the inability to kick a football or throw a ball without looking like a complete retard.
While playing golf in your front room your mate puts the ball through your mums brand new double-glazed windows at which point you say "are you unco or what?"

After noticing a drunken lass has her mini skirt tucked into the back of her g-string and is presenting her ass cheeks to the rest of the world you turn to your mates and say "that lass is well unco"
by yyan December 28, 2005
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uncrap

To fix or make right; rectify
I need to uncrap the situation with Randy...he's still mad about the other night.
by Deanimal and Oca December 19, 2006
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Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.
Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!
by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009
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Uncle Milo

A homosexual man who tends to be politically conservative. An Uncle Milo typically holds a moderate to strong right-wing stance on most political issues and cares little about or is indifferent to the concept of same-sex marriage. An Uncle Milo generally does not identify with mainstream LGBT culture, often viewing such individuals as too unruly or promiscuous for their personal taste and tend to hold moderate to highly unfavorable views of left-wing society as a whole.
Chad said he doesn't care what happens to gay marriage just so long as they keep Hillary out. He's such an Uncle Milo...
by Uncle Milo May 11, 2017
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uncle Grandpa

When your uncle gets married to yo grandma and is now your uncle grandpa.
yo who the fuck is that?

that’s my uncle grandpa you thot
by suckmymiddletoe November 7, 2018
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The Uncle Roger

The Uncle Roger is a sex move where you put MSG on your partners genitals and then go down on them…
Met this girl last night at the bar …
Took her home and did The Uncle Roger

Tasted amazing
by Wan21 November 23, 2021
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