Tobacco Turd

The result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively turd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.

Dude, I thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco turd you laid earlier.

by Ollie Tabooger_42 June 29, 2011

Emo Turd

A poo that cries from the inside.

Dude, what's wrong??

I ate a bunch of spicy chicken mac & cheese and I don't feel so good. I think it's an emo turd.

by Neesied69 February 14, 2012

breached turd

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.

"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"

by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013

bean turd

Yea, it's a mispronunciation of a popular dish called Bean Curd which is usually served in Asian Restaurants.

"what is that, that guy is having" The (obviously new) waitress goes & disturbs the guy to ask... She comes back, kinda stuttering, not 100% sure about what she was just told. "That's BEAN TURD with mushroom sauce"... YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...

by 2359 November 19, 2013

Turd-canyon

An asscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one's wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. anal-sex, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.

"Yo yo yo, I be fallin into that ho's turd-canyon when I poonjabi'd that bitch last night! I still can't find my cell!"

"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"

by The Belcher May 11, 2004

turd slicer

(noun) referance to a (booty) or (butt), glutious maximus.

hey check out the turd slicer on that chick, I'd hit that.

by Hammer1165 April 27, 2006

turd man

When you take a shit anywhere but a toilet.

i took a fat turd man in the field.

by tehm January 2, 2008