Truck Driver

What happens when a persons self esteem is as large as his penis - 2 inches - often hitting the road to escape the reality of their life. More often then not you will find a truck driver wearing a cowboy hat and boots and nicknamed "Woody" Ernest saves Christmas.

I think I got a Woody. Or did I marry a Truck Driver.

by Jay Z's generic alternative December 6, 2003

Dump Truck

A loser. A lame fuck with nothing to live for.

Heather was drunk at the bar screaming about how nobody will ever love her and she will never have kids. What a dump truck.

by suspicious-character September 14, 2010

trucker slurpee

Named so because these are things truckers usually have plenty of. Any kind of cup (preferably a slurpee cup) filled with diahrrea and as much seamen can be produced or gathered (if with a group) mixed together a drank with a straw

Marc and Ryan enjoyed a trucker slurpee together after losing a bet to Matt over who was the gayest, they were both gay.

by Jankness July 27, 2008

I left my boots in the truck

An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.

Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck

by Lord Dryden May 22, 2008

Truckin'

the act of driving next to a truck so as to avoid the line of sight of a cop's radar gun.

When trying to aviod a cop's radar, drive next to a truck to get out of the line of sight.

by Bozzy April 2, 2005

Fire truck

When a man has sex with a woman Doggy-style and imitates a firetruck sound and later when he cums on/in her he'd refer to it as putting out fire.

Samantha: "Jerry kept hooting while we were doing it doggy style yesterday."
Lois: "Ah. You mean he did the Fire truck..."
Samantha: "No wonder he was yelling 'put out that fire big guy' when he was cumming!"

by usefbishara March 25, 2008

Tractor

Big ass black bitch screwing a little white man while intoxicated.

Dude, I so got tractored last night!

by kaitdes March 2, 2008