toasted

A really salty person that is pissed from a game is toasted

Fuck this shit im so toasted right now

by Mst4ni3 May 4, 2017

burnt toast

A meme that doesn't make sense and isn't supposed to. Usually causes confusion and people searching through the internet to understand the meme. Similar to an ironic meme.

I don't understand this at all. Why is everyone laughing about this picture of burnt toast?

LMAO I GET IT OMG!! #burnttoast

by HecateChild May 18, 2017

toast bang

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone

Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!

So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!

by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

Toasted

Under the influence of Marijuana

Dude I was so Toasted last night

by Mupreme June 15, 2017

toasteness

How tostie a peace of toast is after toasting it!

The numbers on a toaster change the toasteness

by Comparability October 30, 2017

Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.

I need to start toasting the bagel bro.

by Dorkuss November 30, 2017

Toasted

when you get roasted and the pain still lingers

jimmy said hank has fish lips that boy was toasted the whole day

by AlmightyOdin February 24, 2018