wife-aranged

When one of your friends is about to do, say, or think something and your wife tells you to stop him or that you and he are not going to be doing that.
Bob: "Hey Mike, let go to the bar on saturday and catch the games."
Mike's Wife (to Mike): "You better tell him you have plans and you are spending your time with the family."
Mike: "aaaaaaaaaaah"
Bob: "Dude, I just got wife-aranged."
by magicdd1 November 27, 2009
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road wife

Road Wife (BFF) refers to a Friend/Colleague who's Ride or Die. Very close to you and knows your Deepest Secrets.
Eg 1: Michelle was Torrie's Road Wife before her Husband got her hands on her.
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!
by Kgreen97 October 30, 2022
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yeosangs real wife

faith (oneuspaved on tiktok) is yeosangs only wife!
“wow did you see that girl faith over there she is yeosangs real wife”
by oneuspaved September 12, 2021
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Amelia's house wife

The person who has this discord username is the most amazing person you could ever know, they're kind and sweet and everyone love's them.
A: Have you heard of Amelia's house wife?
B: Yeah they're that really pogchamp girl on discord
by calli0px June 19, 2021
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zayns wife

A beautiful girl with an amazing smile, the nicest hair you've ever seen (her 2nd best feature). Its a shame you can't have her, she belongs to Zayn. The colours in her eyes will give you warm chills, you're just mesmerised. When you're with her you want it to last forever. You know you'd do anything for this girl and its dangerous. Once you fall in love with zayns wife there's no escaping her. She'll be all you ever think about but you aren't complaining because all you can imagine is all the memories you want to make with her. You constantly have this odd drive to be the best you can for her, love her forever and eventually marry her. You frequently tell yourself how much you love her, but you know your words aren't good enough, you want to show her in person, skin to skin. Whether that means laying with her for hours, or kissing her slowly someplace comfortable. You're truly in love with ellie.
by belles husband July 26, 2022
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Dutchmans wife

When someone clogs the toilet with a monster dump
Bro, I couldn't go to the toilet at work today because someone dropped the dutchmans wife off
by Benza2023 October 10, 2023
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scouse wife

Secure Copy of a spouse. A lady that is trusted with the heart of the pride.
Have you heard that Chaka's Scouse wife sings like Billie Eilish.

Did you know that Chaka's Scouse wife is five by five like Eliza Dushku?

Chaka's Scouse wife is hilarious like Taylor Tomlinson!
by SU#D# January 20, 2022
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