This is a shortened expression of "having a time" -- So, the act of experiencing any situation--in any context-- mildly or intensely, good or bad.
"Hey, how's it going over there?"
"I'm havin' one."
"See that guy over there, passed out with his sunglasses on and a beer in his hand?"
"Oh yeah. He's definitely havin' one."
"I can't talk right now because shit totally just hit the fan, I'll call you when I'm not havin' one."
"This bar is a little weird, and these people are creeping me out... but I'm still havin' one."
"I'm havin' one."
"See that guy over there, passed out with his sunglasses on and a beer in his hand?"
"Oh yeah. He's definitely havin' one."
"I can't talk right now because shit totally just hit the fan, I'll call you when I'm not havin' one."
"This bar is a little weird, and these people are creeping me out... but I'm still havin' one."
by Lo Mayne June 6, 2019
Get the Havin' Onemug. Lester : "The big one!"
Michael : "The big one!"
Trevor : "The big one!"
Franklin : "What the fuck is the big one?"
Michael : "The big one!"
Trevor : "The big one!"
Franklin : "What the fuck is the big one?"
by Sosku10 August 21, 2020
Get the The big onemug. Dear Mom,
Went to Tijuana and ate shitty tacos. Tried to drive back to Barstow in one sitting. I'm now one sockin' it. Please send more socks.
-George
Went to Tijuana and ate shitty tacos. Tried to drive back to Barstow in one sitting. I'm now one sockin' it. Please send more socks.
-George
by Trry96 September 19, 2014
Get the One sockin' itmug. by The_Greatness_Bitches December 4, 2009
Get the One Leggmug. "having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
by michael foolsley August 3, 2022
Get the messy onemug. The action of performing oral sex on a man, while he is seated in the upright position, with the other person on their knees on the floor. Looking up is optional.
by Thecatlady September 13, 2013
Get the A Classy Onemug. by Wolfpacknz November 12, 2022
Get the One shirtmug.