oliver

yes me my name is oliver i am hot as fuck

oliver is so fineee

by hdfhfdhj March 7, 2023

my oliver

oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.

Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”

by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023

oliver ong

A gay man who likes to play clash Royale but sucks

who is the most gay person in the school
oliver ong

by egiantspammer July 29, 2022

Jamie Olivering

An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.

I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?

Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen.

MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!

by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013

Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.

Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 12, 2021

Oliver

Identifies as sigma male and has a controversial opinion on everything

Oh look it’s Oliver, what a sigma male

by Willpick3001 April 1, 2021

Oliver munday

A incredible friend who will always be by your side. He is the most loyal person that you will know. He is really easy to talk to and will set you up with any girl

I wish I was Oliver

I loved spending time with Oliver munday he is the best person ever.

by Anaonymus October 1, 2020