Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year

Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr

by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024

Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner

fuck you mickey mouse

by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018

Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House

Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.

by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017

braiding the mouse

Oral sex euphemism for someone with long pubic hair

After I was done braiding the mouse I had the short and curlies in my denties for hours

by GristleMittens March 5, 2025

mouse

something cats eat

lets buy some mouse for my cat

by klause poppe November 7, 2024

Ghost mouse

That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.

This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.

by kansas54 May 16, 2017

Mouse Tug

Slightly tugging on a woman's tampon string giving her an excited fright. This should be done without her knowing what is happening.

Stu slides his hand up Stacey's leg and quickly tugs her tampon string hanging out her vagina.

Stu: "yo, i totally gave Stacey a Mouse Tug last night"
Dane: "mean! High Five!"

by DisKo Stu July 13, 2011