Willy Wonka

That one guy who is willingly up to do anything in the bed; a man who won't reject any weird and unusual sexual actions.

Hey are you up to being Willy Wonka again tonight? It was so mic fun the past few nights you were up to it.

by PinkDiamondB July 12, 2016

wet willie

Insert wet dildo into the ear of your lover or friend in an attempt to be funny...then run like hell.

Can use saliva or other bodily fluids.

Dude I gave her the best wet willie ever...then she beat my ass.

by gogoppl October 1, 2010

willy wonka

an idiot or just a plonker

dave: i love you john
john: shut up you good for nothin willy wonka

by andrewlongnose April 15, 2008

chilly willy

slang for small cock
Based on how cold shrinks the penis

Guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "I'm outta here, I didn't eat a roofy just to get it on with some chilly willy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2009

Wisconsin Willy

A term for a penis with considerable smegma, or "dick cheese."

"I hear that Jimmy isn't too clean. Sally said that he's got a Wisconsin Willy.

by Tomshanks October 9, 2008

willy-wet

to insert ones finger into their own ear and then place finger in an unsuspecting victim's mouth. opposite of wet-willy.

i heard the scream "WIlly-Wet," as i tasted mike's wax.

by Billy t. March 12, 2008

cobbles willy

idiot, spaco

a retarded person

by fish May 6, 2003