Robert

A dick. An asshole. An idiot. A jerk.

Person 1: oh look who it is!
Person 2: ugh it’s Robert..

by Sheebootyqeqe June 1, 2018

Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

robert goodwin

Robert Goodwin is a very funny guy. He is extremely hot and can be super kind to everyone. He is also can be the new kid in the school yet still be very nice towards others.

Wow, Robert Goodwin is so nice! Maybe I should talk to him

by Howewwe June 5, 2018

Robert

typically white, Robert is an asshole with little friends. He's the type of person that snitches on you if you say butt. Robert thinks he's funny even tho he definitely isn't

Person 1: ew who the fuck is that
Person 2: oh that's Robert no one likes him

by John tickle dic January 10, 2020

Daniel Robert Seavey

An ocean eyed babe with one of the best body’s ever. Apart of the boy band Why Don’t We.

My favorite Why Don’t We member is Daniel Robert Seavey

by .limelight4life January 11, 2020

Robert Pin

An often small hairpin used to keep hair in place. Typically the same color as the hair it is holding back. In a less formal context, can be known as a "bobby pin."

My beautiful man bun is held in place by an abundance of robert pins.

by elderlyBay January 13, 2020

Robert

A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.

Robert gay lmao.

Wow Robert lookin kinda thicc, it's a shame his name is Robert.

by RoberIsActuallyMyName January 19, 2020