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Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely
by Skinana January 9, 2021
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Muff Catcher

Some type of covering that women wear to cover their 'muffs' or
Strip clubs either have ladies with or without muff catchers.
by lady of knowledge December 6, 2009
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Muff Cupped

Did you see that? He just muff cupped that girl.
by NicoleMorgan June 2, 2016
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Muff Cabbage

The muff is the vagina and the cabbage is the gunk that a nasty hoe gets rotting inside her vagina. Such as old semen, STI's, infections of sorts, inside the vagina.
Bitch, dont talk about my family!!! You got muff cabbage you nasty cracker, and your grandma is muff cabbage!!!
by CrackerHoe October 17, 2010
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Furry Muff

A humorous twist on “fair enough”.
Origin: The phrase was first coined in Malia, Crete, summer 2002 by DJ Keiran B.
During a poolside argument, a Glaswegian holidaymaker insulted Keiran in front of a large crowd. Noticing that her bikini bottoms weren’t covering everything, Keiran replied with the perfect comeback:
“Furry Muff.”
The crowd burst out laughing, the situation was instantly diffused. Later that night, while DJing, he repeated the phrase on the mic and it became the saying of the summer. Holidaymakers carried it back to the UK, where it spread into popular slang.

Example:
“Don’t fancy another pint?”
“Furry muff.”
by Glenn woods September 25, 2025
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Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.
Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."
by badmanjoe October 8, 2010
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