Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals

Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?

by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021

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Daving

The act of a male fingering their own asshole. Usually in the position with both legs in the air.

I walked into the room and caught Nathan, Daving.

I bet you were Daving all night long.

by Ted Longford October 2, 2020

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Doing A Dave

Doing a Dave is when while playing Halo, someone gets shot with a Spartan Laser but doesn't die straight away.
This count for multiple hits on the player.

Pete: Did you see that shot? You should have died
Dave: I know
Pete: Yeah, you were Doing a Dave!

by new_messiah October 14, 2010

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Daved

Teh arte ov purpusly mispleeling ae worde, nam, ect.

purson 1: did you hear that Luckass's name got Daved?
purson 2: do you mean Lucas and what the fuck does Daved mean?
person 1: Daved is the art of purposely misspelling a word name ect.
purson 2: oh, OK. so, your a fucking idiot.

by This is a test, wake up. April 26, 2021

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