They're just bigger than the average player
by qwertyuiolfkzdnhg October 26, 2020
The high school football player is the epitome of awesomeness and swag all bottled into 1 walking shit for brains toolbag. In the high school food chain the football player is a cut above the rest when it comes to everything including raw athleticism, obvious swagger and straight-up toughness resulting in aquiring an abundance of girls who, by the laws of high school, are required to be with them. On the rare occurrance that said football player were team captain it emphasizes the previously stated attributes by nearly infinite. El Capitano is very aware of all of this and flaunts it harder than a $2 hooker on a saturday night at the club. Whether it is flooding social networking sites with pointless updates, wearing his jersey in a way similar to the way an SS officer wore his in the 1940s, and showing public displays of affection to his girl who really deserves someone much better, lets say for example the funny, sarcastic, intelligent, socially awkward, down-to-earth, alternate captain of the high school hockey team, who really understands her, the captain is a complete fuckface. But instead she is blinded by the astounding amount of toughness and idiocracy that he has to display to keep his high school reputation intact. However little does our self-centered wanna-be leader know that once he graduates high school he will count for nothing in society, most likely pump gas for a living, and can only think back on what a total dick and waste of life he was at 18 years old.
The high school footbal player runs his school.
Dude that high school football player is a complete fuck.
Dude that high school football player is a complete fuck.
by the_next_big_thing October 27, 2011
by shystietweet March 13, 2005
OMG its may 21st I have to kiss a football player! Because may 21st is national kiss a football player day!
by iplayfootball :) October 24, 2019
Can be shortened to MPD disorder or MPDD. It is when a person has a song stuck in their head when he/she does not have a device that can play music or is not allowed to use a music player. Symptoms including a change in opinion whether or not they like the song, tapping of the toes or fingers (or other body part), unexplainable rage or confusion, fatigue and even impatience. The only known cures for people suffering from this temporary state are: preoccupying oneself, thinking about another song or playing different music.
1.Guy: Crap, I've got a song in my head... wait, where's my iPod? It's never there when I'm suffering from Music Player Deprivation Disorder!
2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.
Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?
Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.
2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.
Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?
Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.
by Geoffrey_The_Giraffe June 06, 2010
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