Tony-sombrero

A small hat that fits on the tip of a penis

I surprised my girl big time last night with a new Tony-Sombrero.

by BeyoncesMikesHardLemonade May 18, 2016

tontagon

Describing the standard shape of a church. Tower,side porch & main building. Created by BEASTMARSTA & widely used in the Geocaching community.

This church is a Tontagon.

by Box Teddies August 27, 2017

Tonsil Stick

Long, fat cock. The skull fucking kind. Known to pound and bruise the tonsils.

Her throat is all banged up from my tonsil stick.

I couldn’t breath with his tonsil stick down my throat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017

Tongue Punch the Shit Shooter

Eating the booty. Eating ass. Licking that booty good.

Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Tongue Tanning

Tongue Tanning, or “Tan Tongue” is the act of licking/and or tongue punching the asshole of someone male or female. It needs to be performed urgently after a fresh shit, as the goal is to coat and desecrate the tongue. letting the shit harden, giving the tongue a “Tan” look.. Laxatives may be necessary for better results and a “Tanner tongue”

Haley: Did you see how brown Brian’s tongue looked today?? What the hell is up with that?

Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..

by Strenuous Bowels July 31, 2018

Tony V

1. Person who constantly stays up cleaning, washing, organizing, powertooling, sorting or otherwise keeping themself busy doing menial tasks. HIGHly recommend a Tony V when looking for someone to help with the tedious chores to do.

I hate washing silverware. I'm going to find a Tony V to do them.

by Princess Jewels August 2, 2019

Tony Stark

You know who he is.

Tony Stark: you know who I am.

by iamailurophile November 14, 2019