Humorous term for someone's suddenly acquiring such a vast quantity of one or more desirable items that he feels like he's standing in the one single empty space in that child's "fifteen puzzle" sliding-tiles game, where you can only move one numbered block at a time... in other words, he's totally surrounded by enormous heaps of goodies, but he has absolutely zero “wiggle room” --- i.e., empty space in any direction --- to actually work with or process said newfound bounty. It'd be like if he’d meekly “asked around” to see if anyone had any scrap lumber, and then multitudes of people hastily converged on his property and generously heaped his entire yard so full of boards, beams, and plywood that he couldn't even walk out of his front door, or if a local home/business-owner who was “downsizing” had offered him an entire shed full of either huge bulging bags of returnables or pallets shrink-wrap-stacked to the ceiling with some of his favorite canned good or household items, but the building was so tightly crammed that there was only barely room to open the door a couple feet, thus preventing him from actually entering the shed and sorting through said windfall; in both cases he would be obliged to timidly "pick at the edges" of the mountain, tediously removing the items literally one-by-one.
Two classic examples of someone’s feeling “too rich to move” would be:
(1) if someone presented him with a huge 3-ring binder that was opened out flat, and the “presenter” had unthinkingly loaded BOTH “halves” of said binder with sheets “right up to the tops of the rings”, so that now the book’s unfortunate recipient could not actually turn any of the pages or even close the cover; he would therefore be obliged to procure another similar-sized binder and then carefully transfer half of the “overflowing” tome’s pages over into this second empty binder, so he could then peruse the work’s text a page at a time, or
(2) someone unfamiliar with how magnetic-tape players or film-projectors function had naively spliced two completely-filled reels of tape/film together, spindled the humongous spools onto a portable tape-deck or projector, and then proudly presented said “loaded-up ‘n’ ready” unit to another person, never realizing that said speechlessly-unnerved recipient would not be able to play said material "as-is", since there would literally be “nowhere for the strip of media to go” once it started rolling.
(1) if someone presented him with a huge 3-ring binder that was opened out flat, and the “presenter” had unthinkingly loaded BOTH “halves” of said binder with sheets “right up to the tops of the rings”, so that now the book’s unfortunate recipient could not actually turn any of the pages or even close the cover; he would therefore be obliged to procure another similar-sized binder and then carefully transfer half of the “overflowing” tome’s pages over into this second empty binder, so he could then peruse the work’s text a page at a time, or
(2) someone unfamiliar with how magnetic-tape players or film-projectors function had naively spliced two completely-filled reels of tape/film together, spindled the humongous spools onto a portable tape-deck or projector, and then proudly presented said “loaded-up ‘n’ ready” unit to another person, never realizing that said speechlessly-unnerved recipient would not be able to play said material "as-is", since there would literally be “nowhere for the strip of media to go” once it started rolling.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Get the too rich to movemug. A better who won more than 1k in cash, and betted only 200 dollars or below. This can be from poker, all the way to horse races.
by Monosloq December 23, 2024
Get the Rich fuckermug. by demarcus1 July 15, 2023
Get the DJ Rich Moneymug. Slang term for when a person has a large quantity of one or more items that have little-to-no real world value, such as cigarettes, rolls of stamps, etc. that would bring them beaucoup prison currency, even real world money via money transfer apps and services.
Also used when an inmate receives a large deposit of money onto their books, allowing them to order excessive amounts of certain items when they make store, allowing them a monopoly on those items - such as soups, hygiene products, stamps, etc.
Also used when an inmate receives a large deposit of money onto their books, allowing them to order excessive amounts of certain items when they make store, allowing them a monopoly on those items - such as soups, hygiene products, stamps, etc.
Inmate 1: Hey did you hear about Dave? His old lady deposited half her tax check on his books!
Inmate 2: Yeah, I heard. He bought all the chicken soups, snack cakes, and smokes from commissary and is flipping that shit for double.
Inmate 1: Yeah he acts like he's some Pablo Esco-behind-bars or something
Inmate 2: Homie too good for us since he got penitentiary rich!
Inmate 2: Yeah, I heard. He bought all the chicken soups, snack cakes, and smokes from commissary and is flipping that shit for double.
Inmate 1: Yeah he acts like he's some Pablo Esco-behind-bars or something
Inmate 2: Homie too good for us since he got penitentiary rich!
by Ekko93 June 2, 2023
Get the Penitentiary Richmug. by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
Get the Richmug. Closing the gap between social statuses
Lil Timmy- dad what’s birdging the gap between the rich and poor
Dad- Closing the gap between social statuses
Dad- Closing the gap between social statuses
by Daddy smaddy September 26, 2022
Get the birdging the gap between the rich and poormug. A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore
by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020
Get the Rich Dad Whoremug.