the hairy dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?

Aleena: why yes

Aleena: takes off disguise to reveal a very hairy face
Aleena: aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

nice like that

When your just so good at something that everybody knows how good you are.

Brooks: How did you catch that? You’re insane!
Billy: I’m not insane. I’m just nice like that.

by BillyMitch25 January 13, 2021

Dont send hate to that person please

Something that Youtubers say when they Include someone in their videos who is either being stupid, toxic or both, they for some reason say that to prevent cancelation on Twitter and not for the person's sake, which is kinda stupid and useless to say, and sort of annyoing.

Youtuber: *Completely destroys the toxic person
Youtuber: Dont send hate to that person please.
Me: I will pretend i didn't see that,

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- July 2, 2021

desperate for that coin

being really desperate for something, usually money. like showing up at work right when your paycheque is ready.

you can’t hang with us cuz you have to work?? damn bitch you’re desperate for that coin.

by knappers May 28, 2023

you'd hate to see that

Phrase that expresses dismay at the prospect of an event occuring.

What if little buddy got even shorter? You'd hate to see that!

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

The World Just Don't Spin Like That

Things simply do not work that way; not the way life goes.

"I wish Welch's Fruit Snacks had a reasonable amount of snacks in the pouches"

"Yeah, that's too bad man, The World Just Don't Spin Like That."

by Trash Bees April 2, 2022

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.

Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

by Ballsack6999 April 13, 2022