While sleeping with your girlfriend, quickly yank down your pants and sit on her face, after doing so you may let out a large puddle blanket, which may spray fecal matter on the woman's lips and or nose.
Man, While sarah was sleeping I gave the ol' midnight surprise with a swift poop spray to the mouth.
by Shizni December 9, 2008
Get the midnight surprise mug.The act of ejaculating in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a gassy facial.
Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.
Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.
Douche: Hey, babe come over here,
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?
by Yegee October 21, 2011
Get the Cream Pipe Surprise mug.A carnival in which it is a surprise. Usually happening at schools, or anyother places with large gatherings. Usually happens when you're not there, and your friends will tell you all about it, and how great it was.
by Andrew Foti January 31, 2006
Get the surprise carnival mug.wen ur tryin to break up with ur girlfriend so u invite her over to blow u but before she comes, u jack off a few times and wen she starts blowin u piss in her mouth. that'll show her.
"omg! my last boyfriend blew a surprise hot load in my mouth!"
"lol i gave my last girlfriend a surprise hot load"
"lol i gave my last girlfriend a surprise hot load"
by jason shapiro January 9, 2008
Get the surprise hot load mug.To take a big steaming shit in a friends restroom while jacking off and picking your nose all at the same time. Prior to finishing the meat beating session the performer 1)wipes two nose goblins on the wall approximately 4 inches apart (the eyes) 2) fishes out the large turd from the bowl and draws a circle (head) around the two boogers and places a poo nose and smiley face within the circle 3) releases a stream of baby gravy on the lower portion of the circle which symbolizes the beard. It is further encouraged that the performer of this act proceeds to smear any excess shit on the mirror, walls, decorative hand towels and/ or any small pets or children living within the confines of the home. One must also not forget to wash ones hands.....after all we would not want to spread any germs.
Mike invited me over to his house to watch the BCS title game....I, being a Ducks fan was a tad bit upset with the outcome. This coupled with the fact that his wife is smelly and has the head of a wildabeast helped me decide that a bearded happy face surprise would be in order prior to my departure.
by Mydongislong Suh January 14, 2011
Get the bearded happy face surprise mug.Alex: Ian just popped a boner and tried to pull the The Lemon suprise on Kripa last night.
Sam: Thats disgusting!!
Sam: Thats disgusting!!
by Leonidis August 4, 2008
Get the The Lemon Suprise mug.A 3rd of Ameretto a 3rd of vodka and a 3rd of baileys Irish cream. Pours in a shot glass vodka 1st then ameretto then the baileys and enjoy.
by DjoneZ October 30, 2011
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